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sounds like theyre not worth my time then ill be sticking to poisons for now give me a dare

Oh, right, the game.

Fine, I dare you to refrain from poisoning anyone here for a month.

[ ......... ]

what counts as poisoning

[ Genuine question! ]

If you have to ask, assume it's poisoning? Unless there's some normal part of life here that you think falls into that category.

giving someone the food with strange effects giving someone alcohol giving someone medicine with side effects giving someone something you dont know all the effects of not fucking someone if you notice their suit is dark all of those could be poisoning depending on what you mean by it

Point taken. Okay. Giving someone a substance with the intention of causing harm to that person. How's that?

alright fine i can do that [ Were there penalties for not fulfilling dares days and days later? If there were the were probably another of those "lose a bunch of money" things the hotel is so fond of. Oh well, it's not as if Xue Yang is actively trying to poison anyone at the moment. And he can still give poisonous substances if the poisoning isn't the point, so that's actually plenty of leeway. ] truth or dare

[Well, that's probably the best outcome he can hope for out of this, but it does make Natori more hesitant to select dare than he would be normally (and that's already pretty hesitant).]

Truth.

[ Would telling someone to poison themselves count as poisoning them himself? Hmm... ]

what was the worst pain youve ever experienced

[ There might be a trend forming here. ]

[delinquent strikes again]

Is this a sex thing? Is that what this is?

no not just during sex i mean ever

[ This is so not a sex thing for him that he doesn't even consider the possibility that the question could be about himself. ]

Right. My mistake.

[#doubt]

I don't know, probably when I got possessed when I was 16 or so? It was my first time, so I let it go on for a while and get a lot stronger than it should have. Tearing it out to exorcise made me pass out afterwards.

how did you get possessed

I was careless ✨

[And it's a long and extremely shoujo story full of only feelings and relationships, not anything juicy. He somehow feels like it wouldn't interest Xue Yang. Just a hunch.]

Is it your turn now?

[ That sort of thing wouldn't but Xue Yang doesn't know that yet. ]

thats it there has to be more to it than that was it at least something interesting possessing you

[ want more deets pls ]

You could always make that your question the next time I choose truth ✨

[Not that it's a deep, dark secret or anything, but it's way more fun to play hard to get.]

these are supposed to be interesting or make us want to fuck each other or something like that right why else would they force us to do it are you really that boring

But if I did have a good story about getting possessed, that would make you want to fuck me? Just so I understand this right?

[he fucking knew it was a sex thing!!!!]

nah i dont really get horny from talking but im sure theres someone who would or they wouldnt force us all to do this shit im just trying to get some entertainment since im stuck in this conversation with you anyway

[It truly just now occurs to Natori that that probably is the point of this game, huh. He briefly considers whether he's misinterpreted the requests he's received for photos of himself, then decides that he does not actually care.]

Sorry to disappoint you! You can always hold out hope that I'll give you something interesting for your next choice.

[ More interesting than "don't poison anyone"? Xue Yang can indeed only hope. ]

fine then give me another dare

Alright. I dare you to send me a picture of yourself.

[So he can know what this guy looks like and avoid accepting any food from him a month from now. ~~He does not know to navigate to profiles for images.~~]

[ ~~Fair. Xue Yang only does because someone pissed him off by acting like he should know how to do it so he figured out how to out of pure spite.~~ ]

is this your idea of interesting you have to be the most boring person in this place and im including the drained spirits that only know how to gamble and watch people fuck

[ And soon (relatively speaking, for someone who is still technology inept) afterwards comes a photo taken by Xue Yang's Watch. It is impressively poor: framed awkwardly, an unflattering angle, harsh lighting and a little out of focus to boot, but it is plenty sufficient for identifying Xue Yang should one see him in person at a later time. (It is probably terrible for one who would want to masturbate to a picture of him.) ]

did that work

That's right! You don't think exchanging pictures is interesting? How upsetting 😔 I guess there's nothing interesting about me at all.

[Ohhhh noooo, the delinquent who goes around testing out poisons and asking about pain doesn't enjoy talking to him. Whatever will he dooooo. Especially now that he has a face to work off of.]

I got it! Thank you. And with that I think our game is complete!

[no more questions :)]

[ Hopefully not get stuck in the same room as him ever! Because now Xue Yang is under the impression that if that happens with this person he will need to make his own fun. And the likelihood of it being "fun" for both of them is... low enough to be concerning.

Xue Yang stares at the message for several seconds, debating if he should reply, before finally deciding to at least test out the assertion. But sure enough there is no incessant bird mascot pestering him when he doesn't continue the conversation, and he is not nearly polite enough to send a sign off response without said pestering.

Sometimes freedom is leaving someone on read. ]

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